Holidays suck
30 Mar
Q: What do you call someone who derives pleasure from the bread of affliction?
A: A matzochist.
WAKE UP CALL. Chocolate covered matzah is kosher for Passover and delish, but it gives me gas.
TIP: Stick to fruit for dessert.
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Bread of affliction is spot on. I’m doubling up on the fruit and I’m very thankful for my probiotic during this holiday. Happy Pesach!
Yes! My friends and family alike think I’m a total (Wellness) BITCH because I give a shit about not putting SHIT in mine and my kid”s bodies. When they say: “But you don’t have to be so Hard Core about it.” I pause, smile and reply very slowly: “I have absolutely no problem being Hard Core.”
What about “raspberry” flavored “chocolate” covered matzo? A nice dose of artificial flavors to make my middlest mean and my oldest supersensitive — yes, that’s right, the best possible combination of additive-induced mood alterations in one family!
http://www.aviglatt.com/Product.asp?intProdID=8511&source=googleps